fourletterepithet:

colonelfind-it:

colonelfind-it:

a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards

an orchestra

NO

abirdkeeper:

solluxismsnowaifu:

spillybun:

spillybun:

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

hallucin8:

me: knows bologna is pronounced baloney

my only brain cell: bollog nah

abracataako:

when you’re playing dnd and you character keeps rolling crit fails


image

rizaoftheowls:

kayvsworld:

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

weaponizedplacebo:

at some point you’ve got to STOP reading the entrails and go out and LIVE that which was portented by them, because you WILL run out of doves